7:03 AM. It is so ungodly early. I feel like I could start crying, realistically.
ETA: 5h44
Family argument counter: 2
Phone plan: unsolved
Question for the people.. the twin snake package says one is sour one is sweet. Is this true? Or a marketing scam?? (Speaking of scam, I’ve decided to rewatch Skam.) I would tell you, since I have a pack in my bag, but my palate isn’t developed enough to pick out the difference.
What am I wearing in the car, you ask? Take a guess.
I hope you’re sitting down for this.
If you said my track pants, you were right. Shocker, I know. What can I say? I like to switch it up.
Shoes off in the car is an obvious one, but socks off too? Lmk. Maybe I’ll do one off one on and see how it feels.
Edit: it felt wrong. #SocksOff
I decided (thanks Lola) to carry my castor oil instead of packing it, so it didn’t spill everywhere. Turns out, even carrying it upright in my hand caused a mess. I don’t even know where it leaks from, but both the bottle and my hand were covered in oil. #UnsolvedMysteries #SherlockHolmesing
Another car thought that has been on my mind recently:
I’m done with the Reddit hate.
It is so useful. I will not allow myself to be ashamed anymore. Every time I have a question, I can find the answer on Reddit. I even find answers to questions I hadn’t even thought to ask.
New year, new me, now a Reddit user (publicly).
Also, guess what. If you know me, you have probably bullied me for being one of the last ones standing without unlimited data. While I love separating myself from the herd, a girl can only take so much.
Well, the time has come.
The Willoughby family has unlimited data. You heard me right.
It feels like just yesterday that it was just me (and my family) against the world (surrounding data plans). Oh, how times have changed!
EMAIL UPDATE: Now, I can check my email anywhere, nothing holding me back. My english teacher for next year sent out the book list and My Year of Rest and Relaxation is on there. Didn’t realize he was an incel, but it’s fine.
Alls quiet on the Canadian front. Updated ETA: T minus 4h45 (suitcases, in hand; winter jacket, left behind).
I’ve decided that I need to reinvent myself for college, so I’m thinking I’ll stop wearing deodorant. I need to separate myself from the herd somehow, especially in such a big school.
I was looking on reddit, and they said creating a name for yourself is one of the most important tools in college. Plus, as they say, no publicity is bad publicity.
Hopefully, if all goes according to plan, my new stench will attract likeminded, nonsheeple individuals.
Sour cream and onion cheese puffs in hand, she signs off.
-Violet
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