The Ten "Best" Comebacks. High up because you need to keep your enemies close, and if these are the 'best' comebacks, I need to learn how to respond and become unbeatable, like a Superman of Words. Fortunately, none of these are very good, so it won’t be difficult.
The Ten rules to live by Thomas Jefferson. You know it's going to be good advice when one of the top websites about these rules is called "The Art of Manliness." Manliness in its artistic wonder aside, if you did your due diligence, you would notice number nine: "Always take things by their smooth handle.” I agree, Thomas. I always said if there were one man on earth that I thought everyone thought was a president but actually wasn’t a president but in real life was, in fact, a president, it would be Thomas.
Ten provinces of Canada. Each one is better than the last! It keeps me on my toes.
Ten things you should know before filing a claim for unemployment, à la Illinois state government. This would be super helpful if I was trying to file for unemployment and lived in Illinois. Unfortunately, I am employed in a lucrative blogging career and have never been to Illinois. Semantics, man!
Ten things you should never say to a PS5 gamer. Before I set foot back in Montreal, I will read this list. I don’t know proper gaming etiquette, and this list will stop me from unintentionally offending any potential new friends. I will no longer call someone a "Sony Pony" or "Xbot" in good conscience again!
Ten things Jeremy Allan White can't live without. I don't believe he really “can't live without” his temporary tattoos or Diptyque candle. It should be more realistic, like oxygen and hair gel.
Ten Commandments. Boring, Basic. Nothing these eyes haven’t seen before.
Ten things I hate about you. One of them is that she hates that she loves him, despite his other distasteful qualities. I couldn’t tell you the other nine things if you asked me. Unmemorable.
Soccer players who wear the number 10 jersey. This is so low because there are not 10 of them. This list doesn't even qualify to be ranked here. Clearly, the writer is getting paid for quantity over quantity, as that would have been one awesome opportunity.
This list of ten things. This one’s last place because it’s too meta for me.
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