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I HATE OATMEAL

Writer's picture: VioletViolet

I hate oatmeal so much. It is so disgusting, I don’t understand why so many people eat it. I didn’t have many groceries this morning, so like any regular person, I decided I would give oatmeal a try. I have massive regrets. Now, I have this bowl of mushy oats sitting in front of me waiting to be eaten.


What do people like about oatmeal? It’s not the flavor, because they have no flavor. Don’t get me wrong - I added toppings, but you could put those toppings on anything else and have it be better. If I’m eating it for the toppings, why even bother making the oats?


I would hope it’s not the texture because then I don’t think I could ever understand.


It’s not even to be able to tell other people you like oatmeal, because oatmeal doesn’t have that ‘cool’ factor.


I actually think this is my least favorite breakfast food to exist on the planet.

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gwwilloughby
Oct 25, 2023

I eat oatmeal occasionally and I completely agree on all points.

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