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Help!! Micro-greens

Writer's picture: VioletViolet

Updated: Aug 31, 2022




I got a free micro-greens packet from the service fair, so naturally I followed the instructions and started to grow them.


It was all going well, until the seeds fell off and they were so densely packed I couldn’t see in the bag.


Normally, this would have been a hurdle I could take easily, but in this case, I was using my week old flat seltzer, so I wanted to finish the bottle off. Now, going on day two there’s still a two inch deep puddle of water in the bag.


I have a feeling this is their end.


But!!! Not all hope is lost. They look healthy right now (mostly).


My issue is I have no idea what to do with them. Other than the fact that my scissors went missing, I have no idea what to use them for after they’re cut off.


It’s not like I have a wide variety of foods in my room, and I feel like it’s kind of wack to bring them to the dining hall.


Let me know.


I wanted to get plants for my room, but I feel like so far this isn’t a good sign. You live and you learn.


Violet


P.S. When I said I “lost” my scissors, I did not mean they were gone for good. Instead, I meant I didn’t see them on my desk, so I assumed the worst.


After two minutes of searching, they have been found.


P.P.S. I cut the micro-greens off. Next step: washing them and figuring out what the fuck I’m supposed to do after.


P.P.P.S. Me and two impartial testers sampled them, they are not good. Unfortunately, my Micro-greens will be accompanying me on my trip to the garbage bins tomorrow morning.


Not only am I bringing my trash and recycling down, I’m doing laundry. And I changed my sheets tonight. Spot me at 9 AM doing errands. Say what you want, but she’s a productive girl.


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