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Many an update:

To start on a good note, it’s official. Dill pickle chips are my favorite thing about Canada.

At the dollarama today, (trying to cop maple cookies- unsuccessful), I couldn’t figure out how to exit without going through checkout, so I caved and bought a mars bar (which I’d never tried), and dill pickle chips.

While the mars bar was a miss - before you say anything, let me explain. People always say that college is about maturing, and one of the ways I’m taking this to heart is coming to terms with the fact that I don’t like chocolate bars.

Sure, dark chocolate hits. But, candy bars, like Twix, snickers, and the aforementioned mars bar, are a miss for me.

I’m really not sure what it is, because it’s not like they’re too sweet, but just the wrong type of sweet. Like, given the opportunity, I would take a cookie any day. Or even m&ms, although I like them better with popcorn.

While this was a sad discovery, considering my half eaten mars bar in hand, I took it in stride, saving it for later.

All of my Canadian hopes were raised when I opened the dill chips. As a pickle fan, I’ve been awaiting my opportunity to try them, but it hadn’t worked out in my favor.

So. Delish.

Ok. Next on the agenda, some shocking discoveries I made today, all involving things that an unnamed American told me.

1. “Is it hard of hearing or heard of hearing”

In what world would it be heard of hearing? How does that make sense? I’ll let this one slide because they were distracted.

1. Not knowing who prince - sorry - King Charles was.

This one was acceptable, because like who cares? Still, felt like it needed to be added to the list.

1. The American (From America) not knowing what Joe Biden looked like

This one, I don’t really have words for. To this unnamed person, I love you still. But what!??? Not knowing what Joey looks like???? How???

Wild.

It’s stressing me out to go to bed with my room a complete mess, but I didn’t have time to use the drier today and all of my laundry is still wet as fuck.

YOLO.

Edit: I wrote this last night, but didn’t post. Also: to explain my absence… (part 3) this past week I have been distracted spending hours drawing patterns instead. Is it at all useful? No. Will I keep doing it? Probably for another week or so.

As for my laundry, I put it all away in the morning. I'm almost glad about it because it was cleansing. If only I had changed my sheets.

Also, I think the Wix app updated, because it's not fucking up my formatting with copy and paste anymore. Small blessings in life!!!

Violet