Harry Potter or Pirates of the Caribbean? Finally finished the book. Told myself I would start girl with the dragon tattoo, but most likely I’m going to reread a David Sedaris book again. #palatecleanser
Was thinking about the age old debate last night of whether I’d rather be a pirate, vampire, or witch. Vampire stays the most badass.
I swear I can hear someone clipping their nails in the distance while writing this.
For the case of being a pirate, living on a boat sounds sick. But, they have no powers, and I could always be a vampire living on a boat. Being a witch is cool and all, but the vampire diaries biased me against them. #BonnieHater.
Also, sorry Harry Potter, No hate, but it’s not very convincing. Like ok sure, he can disarm another wizard, but JK Rowling never made a Damon Salvatore.
Really, I would just want to be Klaus, because he can turn into a wolf whenever he wants AND he’s a vampire. Winning all around.
Full circle, coming back around, I would want to be Klaus and living on a boat. Maybe it would be good to be friends with witches and wizards too so I could reap the benefits at only a small cost (having to hang out with them).
Glad we got to this point together.
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